It's a living
Everyone sit down with your hands folded neatly and read this story:

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By Associated Press
Published March 31, 2005, 10:32 AM CST

SAN DIEGO -- This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
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Okay, you're probably thinking, "Oh a story about poop...that's hilarious."

No, it isn't hilarious...at all.

What IS funny is that some reporter had to write a story about dog poop. Can you imagine coming home to your wife after writing a story about dog poop?

Reporter: "Hey honey! Guess what?! I got a big story today!"

Wife: Oh darling! What did you write about? Terri Shiavo's death? The Pope's health condition?

Reporter: Better...it's a story about stealing dog poop!

Wife: I'm going to uppercut your entire body off.


Some reporter made money for writing about dog poop. When he gets his paycheck and buys bread or salad dressing at the store for dinner (salad dressing sandwiches), he'll have a pooping dog to thank.

Some editor had to edit a story about dog poop.

Some guy in San Diego spent the only 25 cents in his pocket to buy a newspaper that contained a story about dog poop.

Thank you, pooping dog, for providing San Diego, and the rest of the United States of America, news about dogs pooping and criminals stealing dog poop.